Redneck dating etiquette
The first redneck said to the other, "Think we otta' help? The first redneck got up and walked over to the lady and asked "Kin yew breathe? These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1.) The season opened today. 5.) They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. Billy Carter was neither the first nor the last brother to embarrass a president, but he was surely the most colorful.
Four years of Marine Corps discipline led Billy to conclude he was "not cut out for that kind of life," and after a series of unsatisfying jobs he ended up back in Plains, wife and children in tow, to work for his older brother.
My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for president.
I'm the only sane one in the family." President Carter later wrote that the press found Billy to be "something of a country philosopher," and that "he took advantage of the chance to present the other side of the Carter family -- not so serious, full of fun and laughter." There was more to this "redneck country bumpkin" than most press accounts revealed.
"Yes, I'm a real southern boy," Billy admitted over drinks with reporters at his gas station across from campaign headquarters.
"I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer." When asked about his family, he got off one of the best quips of the entire campaign: "My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.
As your mother would say, just because someone else does not exhibit good manners, should not preclude you from doing so.